He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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