You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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