apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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