Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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