The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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