oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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