Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!