i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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