I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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