if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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