is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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