The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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