I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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