I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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