he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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