Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I skipped work to stalk him.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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