Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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