It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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