God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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