I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You surviving the open bar?
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First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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