he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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