Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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