god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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