It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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