...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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