i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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