It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize