So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Too much gin, very little bucket
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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