omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
