come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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