That's intense
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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