let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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