I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
