Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
honey bunches of taint.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize
