you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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