yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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