yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
