I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
did you just send me my own nude
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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