Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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