you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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