If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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