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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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