she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
