even my farts smell like vagina
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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