How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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