Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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