Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
