totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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