Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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