Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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