Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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