somebody snuck up and got me drunk
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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