Sry I called you an 8
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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