Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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