is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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