What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
its not stalking. its research.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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