My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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