So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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