I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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